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You Made Me Gay

from Hello Doctor by Gravy Train!!!!

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    Deluxe reissue of "Hello Doctor" newly mastered for vinyl. Includes a bonus 7" of the "Ghost Boobs" EP. "Hello Doctor" is pressed on lime green wax and "Ghost Boobs" on pepto-pink vinyl.

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lyrics

I've got somethin' to say (what?)
I'm kinda gay (yeah??)
I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
So listen up ladies, I like guys and hate babies
If you get me real drunk I'll go for the junk in the trunk
You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it hugetime
You open up your lips and try to steal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the menz room
I thought you were cute, I thought your ass was fine
But then I took down your pants and I said "NEVER MIND!"
Don't even try to play me bitch don't even try to front
You say that you want dong but I know you want wet cunt
And there you go, bein' all sick, are you stupid, girl?
of COURSE I want the dick!
Stop lyin', ho, you know that you want it
No I don't! Yes you do! Just admit it-admit it!!!!
You made me gay, girl
You made me gay, girl
Are you gay?
HAAAY, you ade me GAY
I thought you liked it that way!
Naw, bitch, I'm gay!
I thought you liked it that way!!!
No, ho, I'm fucking gay!!
You made me gay, girl
You made me gay, girl
You ain't gay! HAAAY, you made me GAY
STOP! jockin' me girl, why can't you see?
There's a million guys who are dyin' to screw me
I see how it is, Hunx, I don't give you a bona
When I'm through with your ass it will be in a coma
You have the ass, you have the titty but there's something
In my pants that makes me wanna go to the shitty city
But menz ain't got no pussy, they ain't got no vagina
I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz-drop outta mankind-a!
You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear
Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth
But now I wish your silly momma had never given birth
Go gay, girl, it's so much better
I like the cheese, yeah I like the cheddar
Your cock ain't nothing anyways I'd rather suck a dog off
And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off
There's so many girls and there's so many guys
It's hard to decide when I like chicken thighs
You're missing out on hot-ass humps cuz I spread legs like anthrax
And Kenny G-type blowjobs cuz I play a mean skin sax
For today go ahead and do me that way
But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!
Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
Cuz I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies

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from Hello Doctor, released March 18, 2003

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